Tina Fey about women and science.
White Northern Lights in Finland
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Original Book + J. K. Rowling’s Notes
This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.
London, July 2014
The Lord of Silver Fountains, the King of Carven Stone, the King Beneath the Mountain, shall come into his own. And the bells shall ring in gladness, at the Mountain King’s return, But all shall fail in sadness, and the Lake will shine and burn.
I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”Steve Buscemi (via rustysmile)
just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to critically wound them
If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage
If people have the right to life insurance then I have the right to murder them.
what the fuck is this fucking shit
Lana Del Rey and James Franco
I warned you
but what if your parents had aborted YOU
well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made